Did you hear about the Irish vet who tried to separate a siamese cat?

Hello! Just the blue suicidal lemming here to brighten your day and darken your soul with some happy messages from the nutcases of the modern world.
"THE END IS NIGH!"
"INSANITY IS CONTAGIOUS!"
"THE VIKINGS ARE COMING!"
"THE POPE IS SECRETLY JEWISH!"
"CHOCOLATE CAUSES HERPES!"
"I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT!"
We apologise for this interrruption and now return you to your scheduled boredom.

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Has anyone else been to www.thebluesuicidallemming.blogspot.com ?
It ROCKS!
(as in it is good, not it is granite)

FAMOUS TEACHER QUOTES

Some wonderfull quotes from my teachers:

• "The square root of 25 is not similar to 5^2, though they may be the same." - English
• "Maths will get you no-where," - English
• "Your not just gonna get up in the morning and decide to wear the exact same clothes that you did six weeks ago." - English
• "Don't quote me on that." - Drama
• "Ying Tong." - English
• "I'm not being mean" - Chemistry
• "Well, he's a nerd." Math Teacher directed at an English Teacher.
• "I love the smell of math in the morning." - Math/Physics
• "I am a dog, and I'm herding all of you." - English
• "I'd rather think of myself as a Kelpie, I think they're pretty intellegent." - English
• "I had a good time teaching you this year." (to whole class) - Math
• "My name is #name supressed# Mean #name supressed#" - Accounting
• "I stuck my daughters hand in a toilet, it was only 'cause she didn't flush" - Accounting

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The African Talking Snail

The soap impression of his Wife, which he ate, and then donated to the National Trust.

Blah. I watched as the Gold Limousine came to an expensive stop. Out of it came an Asian and told me to "Fluck off". I was angry and pinched his ostrich. He then chased me into the back of an elephant whereupon I consumed the ostrich and the elephant refused. By this time the bunny was fed up, and he threw his hands up into the air; and caught them on the way down. Pot Plants.
I am the walrus. Hear me RAW! (or if you are stupid or just foreign: hear me ROAR!). So I was fantasising about big naked cheeses, sometimes I think about brie but usually I think about the harder stuff, such as chedder and blue-vein etc... PotPlants.
I am the eggman. Don't push me, I'll break, just like Humpty Dumpty. But why were the Kings Horses having a go at putting him back together? Do they have really flexible hooves that make nice tasting glue. Pot Plants.
Coo coo Ca Chu. As you can tell I am a beatle. I go scurrying in and out of places such as; nooks and crannies. I went to the barbar the other day and asked for the sock eating cut. But again the elephant refused. Pot Plants

By the way #name deleted# never goes to school. #comment deleted#!
(at www.therandomramblingsofaninsanemind.blogspot.com/ )

Untill next time lets look thru the square window...
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