Words From the Pink Suicidal Lemming

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Friday, October 22, 2004

What?

What?

posted by The Pink Suicidal Lemming @ 13:21  

1 Comments:

  • At 12:39 pm, Blogger The Blue Suicidal Lemming said…

    Dear Madam,
    I represent the Yellowstream Low-fat cheesespread company based in Antarctica. It has come to our attention that you may have been incorrectly using our product. Yellowstream cheesespread is conventionally used for spreading on bread, toast, perhaps even biscuits and if you're really in the mood, silkworms.
    Our product is not for spreading all over your body or anyone else's for that matter. The ingredients used in our cheesespread, (whale blubber, marijuana, toxic waste, broken billycarts etc.) may be fatal or even harmful to you if absorbed through yours pores. We suggest you immediately cease this voluptuous act or wait until the release of our new and improved, skin-friendly Yellowstream lite.

    Yours Stanley D T Jubilie

     

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