This week's (22/8/05) German Teacher quotes

• "Silly goose moose!" - self-degredation
• "You can blame it on me." - refering to forgetting everything you may have learned in German class
• "Just lie about it" - what to do in the German (oral) exam
• "If you want to sing to me, you can do that any time" - what not to do in a German exam