Man attempts Hitler impersonation, fails miserably.

A man from Phuket yesterday attempted to break the world record, for longest Hitler impersonation while in the bath. Witnesses, however, were shocked to discover that this man, Augustus Trilby, was infact only taking a bath and not attempting a world record at all. When asked later as to his motives Mr. Trilby said "I have not yet been able to discern the motives of the media in this fiasco, and am now trying to percive them from a different angle".