Quotes From Our German Teacher!

"I'm not trying to offend you, I'm just stupid"
"Oh, ploppers!"
"It's like comparing Lego with a pile of green gunk" (When comparing the German Language with the English Language)
"I don't get out much."
"I thought you said - Do I sleep with the music teacher?!" - our teacher after mishearing someone asking if she sleeps with music. Guilty conscience perhaps?
"I'm a very confused person."
"I encourage you to chuck a sickie. Not officially"
"Mr. Day is weird"
"We got the idea from the Stasi" - after student complaints about having to sit on the floor during school assemblies
"It's all entertaining" - our teacher talking about the concept of students brutally attacking each other