Yellow Duck Persecution

As an activist for the equal rights of the yellow duck population, I was appalled when the child's TV show "Sooty" featured the dog puppet Sweep floating many poor defencless yellow ducks in a bath. These ducks were helpless in their situation as Sweep added more hot water to the tub.

Rubber Duckies! Like to go swimming!

No they don't.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

I'm eating my head.

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