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This weeks (29/08/05) German Teacher Quotes

• "You'll find yourself locked with me in a little room. That is a threat" - Punishment for "Monkey Business"
• "I don't want you thinking in my class." - in response to my stating that I was thinking
• "I'll 'Physics Project' you!" - a standard response to subjects other than german

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This week's (22/8/05) German Teacher quotes

• "Silly goose moose!" - self-degredation
• "You can blame it on me." - refering to forgetting everything you may have learned in German class
• "Just lie about it" - what to do in the German (oral) exam
• "If you want to sing to me, you can do that any time" - what not to do in a German exam

Man attempts Hitler impersonation, fails miserably.

A man from Phuket yesterday attempted to break the world record, for longest Hitler impersonation while in the bath. Witnesses, however, were shocked to discover that this man, Augustus Trilby, was infact only taking a bath and not attempting a world record at all. When asked later as to his motives Mr. Trilby said "I have not yet been able to discern the motives of the media in this fiasco, and am now trying to percive them from a different angle".

Giovanna says...

Lately I've noticed that a certain girl in my class has been spurting out quotes that I couldn't ignore.

"I don't run, I waddle."

"It's the bra that's not letting me do it."

"I'm not a Jew. I'm a sexually-repressed Canadian."

"She's like a futurama slut" - (describing her sister)

Quotes From Our German Teacher!

"I'm not trying to offend you, I'm just stupid"
"Oh, ploppers!"
"It's like comparing Lego with a pile of green gunk" (When comparing the German Language with the English Language)
"I don't get out much."
"I thought you said - Do I sleep with the music teacher?!" - our teacher after mishearing someone asking if she sleeps with music. Guilty conscience perhaps?
"I'm a very confused person."
"I encourage you to chuck a sickie. Not officially"
"Mr. Day is weird"
"We got the idea from the Stasi" - after student complaints about having to sit on the floor during school assemblies
"It's all entertaining" - our teacher talking about the concept of students brutally attacking each other